Bad Cop, Stupid Cop

At my school, we have a police officer who sits around all day. If you're looking for the bumbling cop of the year, look no further than this guy. he is obese, has those 70's nerd glasses, and by law can't even carry a loaded gun in our school. He has no idea about what goes on at our school. There are people leaving, smoking pot, even having sex at school. All right under his nose. We mock him constantly. For example, I joke all the time, saying things like "I say we steal his gun. It's not loaded; what's he gonna do, taze us." The guy is just a lousy cop. That's probably why he spends his entire work day at our school. His chief won't put him on any other assignments. Poor fella. I almost feel bad for him. Almost. Most of the time, he just gives us a good laugh.

MW2? Never heard of it.

Happy Birthday to me. wy birthday was a couple of days ago. but thats besides the point. for my birthday, i got Battlefield Bad Company 2. That's the reason for the title. It will kill mw2. Trust me, get the game. It is way more realistic than COD. THe maps are huge and the gametypes and vehicles make it much more fun than mw2. Don't get me wrong, I'm still a COD fan, and this game has it's disadvantages too. The guns are much less customizable, and I really don't like the guns in the game either. Also, and I'm not saying this is always a bad thing, but the vehicles are way over powered. the only other problem is the recent connection issues. Other than that, It's a great game, so get it, and by all means still play COD.

MW2? Never heard of it.

Peace? Seperately?

At school we're reading a book called A Seperate Peace. Normally, I hate reading. This book is no exception. It's a pretty old book, and for once, it's actually pretty interesting. I've read my share of unrealistic, boring, stupid books in English, (besides A Tale of Two Cities) but this book has something that all the others lacked. Character. Not the book itself, but it's literal characters. So many books now a days have such stupid characters.
Take Twilight for example. Top rated book, best selling movie, but why. The vampires have got to be the stupidest rendering of vampires I've ever seen. They can be out in the sun, and when's the last time you saw Edward drink someones blood. I'm not exactly sure on the last one there, I haven't read the book. But worst of all, you can't relate to the characters because 1. You are NOT, and I repeat, NOT, a vampire. And 2. You are not in a relationship with a vampire. Also, this book was writen by a mormon. Just saying.
In the end, A Separate Peace has these quality characters. Ones that are just like you except for the fact that they're from 1940 something. Character. It's what drives a book. I could care less what happens to them. Just make them a real person, not some bull @%$! vampire.

Hello

Hello. I am in a lousy mood. other than having an awesome new haircut, nothing is really working out. I'm Tired, I did lousy at sectionals for swim and I'm boerd out of my mind. I don't even have the xbox live anymore because my parents took it away. on the upside, thursday is a alfday. woo hoo. later.

Not alot to say

I hate blogging. Whats up everyone. It's Joe Schmo here to talk about a bunch of stuff that apparently no one cares about. Today I want to talk about youtube. It's cool. My friends make some hilarious videos. No matter what, you can find some awesome stuff on youtube. That's pretty much all I have to say. I want to know, what's your favorite youtube video. Leave a comment

I'm Tired

What's up everybody. It's Joe Schmo with another pointless blog. Apparently, nobody's reading this except for my teacher, seeing as there were absolutely no comments. So today, I'm not going to talk about technology and my vast amount of problems with it. Instead, I'll talk about some problems that a bunch of people might be facing every day.
First of all, I want to talk about swim taper. It sucks. I'm supposed to rest and not have any Physical Activity, and I'm extremely bored. Instead of feeling faster, I feel sluggish and lazy.
The only possible up sides are that I have more time for homework, I get out of swim earlier, and I get to practice Modern Warfare 2. That's what I want to talk about next, MW2. I am so bored of it. They patch one glitch, it makes another. I can't find a single game that doesn't have care package abusers or a huge party. There's also boosters who are intentionally trying to ruin everyones game.
So, anyone who's out there, (including my teacher, I know you play the game) what's your biggest COD letdown, or sporting events problem. Leave a Comment. Please.